Assorted requests from customers at work the past few days:
"We want to use this software, and here are the system requirements."
OK... let's see.... 8 GB of RAM, that's no problem. At least 500 GB hard drive, again no worries. FTP access with port 22 open on the firewall? Yeah, that's NOT going to happen.
"I'm having trouble getting remote access to a computer at another office. I want you to give me the login information for the router so I can make changes."
Let me think about that.... No.
"Our staff doesn't want to have to enter a password for the staff WiFi, so just disable that and let us connect without a password."
How about no?
"Can you make me a domain administrator so I can install this cute font that I found on a website on all computers?"
Can I? Yes, I can. Will I? Nope.
"Just make my password something simple, like 123456."
Why, because you're not smart enough to remember a proper password?
Good lord, sometimes I hate working in this field.