Credit union said no.
See, the issue is that I haven't used credit for over 5 years. I haven't needed to, and therefore when they pulled my credit report, the score came back "null".
It's disappointing that not having missed a single payment, not having debt, not over-extending my income, saving $6000 in 10 weeks, and having a salary closer to $100,000 than it is to $50,000 isn't considered "responsible with money" these days.
Then they wonder why the banks get into the fix they were in back in '08.
Damn it all.