August 12, 2013

And Just Like That...

Summer Vacation for the Spawn is at an end.  Middle school starts today, and both girls are attending the same school.  Elder Spawn is in 7th Grade, while Spawn the Younger is in 6th Grade.

It's kinda funny, in a lot of ways, seeing them TRY to act all grown up and yet still be so young and needing of their parents.  On one hand, they both claimed that they didn't have TIME for breakfast this morning, since "We have to curl our hair and put on makeup!"

Then they turn around and refuse to let go of their puppy blanket when making their bed, because they're nervous as hell but don't want anyone to know.

I will say this, however: Given how pretty those girls are NOW, it won't be long before I'm'a gonna have to shoot some boy and leave his dead rotting carcass hanging from the light pole across the street, serve as a warning to all those who would follow suit.

Off they go to school.... *sniff sniff*

3 comments:

Old NFO said...

LOL, just keep the shotty handy...

TOTWTYTR said...

Gibbet.

Jeff B said...

Gibbet?