May 13, 2013

Mother's Day Belated

Didn't have time yesterday to put anything up... was busy cooking breakfast for the Spawn, taking them to church, taking a sandwich to Missus JB for lunch (she had to work), taking Spawn to the store to buy Momma's Day gifts for Missus, taking Spawn to visit Mimi and Poppi, and going to my Mom's place so I could see her.

So I'll repost what I put up a couple years back, and hope that everyone forgives my tardiness.

Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers out there.

*****

Your Mother:

In turns, she's played the following roles:

Cook.
Driver.
Counselor.
Teacher.
Pusher of the swing set.
Applier of Band-Aids.
Maid.
Travel director.
Assistant Crayon Manager.
Seamstress.
Gardener.
Finder of Lost Toys.
Psychologist.
Laundry Machine Operator.
Day Care Center Director.
World's Greatest Little League Fan.
Bicycle Repair Technician.
Computer Operator.
Financial Adviser.
Rocking Chair Rocker.
VCR Programmer.
Scheduling Coordinator.

And many more.

Salary.com has calculated the salary Moms should get, given all they do, to be around $122,732/year.

I don't know any Moms who make that much, but they're certainly worth a heck of a lot more.

Happy Mother's Day to all the Moms who do what they do. Y'all are priceless.
*****


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