Overheard in the parking lot of the hotel this morning, after a late-October snowfall in the Denver area:
Husband: Honey, I can't get the car door open.
Wife: What's the problem?
Husband: I think this snow caused it to freeze shut. We're going to be late!
Wife: Are you sure you unlocked the doors?
**Blink blink** Pushes unlock button on the key fob...
Husband: Just get in the car and don't say a word.
Wife: Yes, dear.