October 25, 2012

The Stupid... It Burnz!

Overheard in the parking lot of the hotel this morning, after a late-October snowfall in the Denver area:

Husband: Honey, I can't get the car door open.  
Wife: What's the problem?
Husband: I think this snow caused it to freeze shut.  We're going to be late!
Wife: Are you sure you unlocked the doors?
**Blink blink**  Pushes unlock button on the key fob...
Husband: Just get in the car and don't say a word.
Wife: Yes, dear.

:o)

1 comment:

Old NFO said...

Introduce a 'new' thing, and watch 'standard procedure' go out the window! And remember not only do they breathe and drive, they BREED!