Officer Michael Nuanes, Jr., 37, said that his girlfriend hurled a Barbie-sized Justin Bieber doll at him, injuring his foot.Dude.... srsly? I mean, OK, maybe, I guess. But that's not the sort of thing I'd admit to.
"And then... *sniff sniff* ... then she said that Styx was the worst rock band ever. And then she said I didn't know how to put the toilet paper on the roll correctly. Then she threw my Snuffaluffagus stuffed animal in the trash! *sniff sniff* *sob sob*"
I think we need some stricter Bieber Control Laws. Close the Toy Store Loophole!
Where's the Brady Campaign when you need 'em?