Whoever said laughter was the best medicine never had a case of gonorrhea.
A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".Imagine how his wife feels about him. OTOH, there is the potential for a perfect match with the woman who said, "Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."The first guy would just be checking out the elephants.
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