Okay, we all know Guinness is the best possible score on any "What Kind Of Beer Are You" test, so you can just go on and pat yourself on the back now. Like the world's most famous brew, you're genuine, you've got good taste, and you're sophisticated. What else can I say, except congratulations?
Although it originally included this line -- (67% dark & bitter, 100% working class, 100% genuine) -- and I'm not so sure about the bitter part. Dark, perhaps. Sometimes, anyway. But I am NOT bitter and I RESENT being called bitter.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go burn some incense, sit alone in a dark room with one single candle, and put on a Marilyn Manson CD.